Would You Rather?

If you've ever been around pre-teen boys you may have been coerced into playing Would You Rather, a game where you have to choose between "would you rather eat a snake or a spider?", "would you rather be freezing cold or burning hot?", etc.

I happily irritated Buddy Lissy last night, as we folded items into our bags, making up a Bangkok version.

Would you rather:
...smell urine or cigarette smoke?
...have dirty Teva feet or filthy exhaust face?
...be bothered by a taxi driver or a dress vendor man?
...listen to Karoake or cats fighting?
...have rats or cockroaches?