Monday, March 31, 2014

The last of the photos.



How is it that I skipped over these gems?


Bonsai in the royal ancient citadel, Hue Vietnam.







Vietnam: we saw many photo copy shops in each town, and sometimes a cluster of them even in remote areas. I still don't know what all people were copying but Elise and I had fun with this one. "Hey, are you hungry?" "No, but I want to photo-copy something!"






(Vietnam)






Hanoi Vietnam: the purse and shoes aisle.






(I'm actually 6 years old and dressed myself.)  The last 10 days of our trip we were in cold grayness. Having been packing light and for warmer weather, this was my single potluck outfit to try and stay a little warm. Wow was I tired of it after 10 days.








Hue, Vietnam. Very classic breakfast stall. On squat little bench-lettes like this.  No small elevation change for me to eat like that.







Uff da. (Vietnam) 







And she pedaled off into the paddies.  (Vietnam)








River boat ride, Vietnam.










Two teenage Thai girls adopted us on their motorbikes one night, leading us to a hotel as it became dark. With their little English they helped translate for us, wanted to have our photos, and wouldn't accept any payment. They drew us this wee map so we could find our way back to the main road the next morning.  The "We now" Elise and I found absolutely charming, and became one of the motifs of the trip; be present, enjoy the now.





Food was dreamy in Thailand. Flat rice noodles with seafood and vegetables. Fresh black pepper.






One of our deserted road Vietnam coastal rides.







You can see why I ate my weight in fruit over there. (Battambang, Cambodia)







A very characteristic Vietnamese house in the country. Note the flowers and Jesus on the porch. I was surprised to see Him here, but southern Vietnam has a substantial Catholic population.







Purple hair? Actually reeds drying roadside to be woven into mats.






At the end of our 130 kilometer day. I got off the bike and was like, "ah ha! I'm stuck in this position now!"



Some Summary Statistics and Such



I am back in the Puget Sound, the Pacific Northwest. My jet-lag might be diminishing because I actually did sleep last night and only woke at 5am this morning. Now I am listening to piano music on my computer (finding myself involuntarily moved by this: I have missed music that is not karaoke). I heard a train whistle at 5:30am--an unmistakable sound that made me freeze with delightful memories--the Sounder Seattle Commuter train. Birds that are not everyone's roosters are making delightful songs. And so now I drink tea (thank you Leah, Lemongrass chai) and sweep together a few last thoughts.



Some statistics:
  • Photographs: 925.
  • Kilometers pedaled: 2,675 (1,662 miles). This is like going from Rochester NY to Laramie Wyoming. 
  • Other transportation with bicycle: 1 Toyota Camry, 2 ferries, 4 buses, 2 trains, 2 big taxis. 
  • Flat tires: zero. (at this good luck I am amazed)
  • Bicycle accidents: zero (and considering the driving in Cambodia and the motorbikes in Vietnam, this is a blessing indeed) 
  • Money spent to fly my bicycle on international flights: $0.
  • New skills acquired: bartering, pepper-spraying dogs in the face, performing charades to get needs met, bicycling while eating bananas.
  • Top speed: 57 kph 
  • Books read: 3.66
  • Number of hotels we patronized: 40
  • Substances used to wash my hands in cafe/restaurant/shop bathrooms (because they often don't have soap) when I forgot to carry my soap: Mop detergent (you do what you have to), Powdered laundry detergent, Body Whitening Cream Soap, and some sort of highly perfumed men's body wash.
  • What am I doing next: Finishing two projects with my WSU professor for the first couple weeks in April, then Playing Easter service for my old favorite church people in Idaho, taking a job interview, looking for jobs, and continuing to gleefully drink out of the faucet. 

We became quite adept at picking up local bicycling habits: bicycling on the edge against traffic, wrong way around round-abouts (that's a hilarious endeavor), crossing seas of motorbikes, navigating great crushes of intersections where there's no right of way: everyone just piles into the middle, plays a game of Twister for a while, and then eventually makes it to the other side. I learned to pick a motorbike to follow, letting it be between me and the opposing traffic, inching along just as

We got lost on dirt paths in rice paddies, were novelties down single tracks in remote villages, coughed through dusty construction, banged through potty-sized potholes, got sucked along on speeding 5-lane highways, rode in quiet awe on deserted teal-ocean cliff-edges, glugged sweat climbing passes in 96 degree heat, and woke up the next day and did it again.

We didn't come down with Malaria (I did not take prophlactics, actually, because they're not 100% reliable and have unsavory side-effects), there was no pick-pocketing, we were not gunned at the Bangkok Protests (I bought my mother a scarf, instead), and nobody stole our bicycles.  My only injuries were inadvertently self-inflicted, being such a tall unwieldy thing: walking into posts and people's tent poles and the like. I did have a few days of Unidentified Gut Complaints, feeling lethargic and aggrieved, but we'd take a day of rest and whatever it was would pass. Lady Elise had more excitement, with proper pain and energy loss, and visited an English doctor in Battambang Cambodia where she was given medicines for amoebas. Her dogged sense of humor and resolute "This To Shall Pass" mentality were amazing examples for me; one doesn't have to freak out if feeling ill, and this helped me on my few ill-feeling days, just to wait it out and stay calm.  Lying on the bed, she's speaking to her belly: "Stop playing! Don't make me stop the car." Then she added, "Seriously, it feels like a boisterous...Southern Gospel choir in there." But after a few day's recovery we were back on the bikes and moving again.

.....................

If someone asks me, all friendly, polite, oh how was your trip? I cannot possibly describe anything in one little reply of a sentence. "Fantastical, delicious, gloriously scenic, frustrating, eye-opening...."

Lady Elise put it best, if we could design the "ideal" experience: "The people of Cambodia, the food of Thailand, and the riding conditions of Vietnam."  But nothing is perfect, and thus the frustrations put the good things into place.

But mostly all I can feel is grateful. For the freedom to travel like this, for safety in the experience and safe returns, for my readers and all the support. Thank you so much for coming along; you cannot know how bolstering it was to me to have you all.


Saturday, March 29, 2014

Photos: Last days in Hanoi

The serene lake in amongst the noodles in Hanoi City Vietnam.





Menus in restaurants in America will be so boring after this.






I'm not the only one with remarkable bicycle loads. 








Hanoi City street sign. Phat loc finding your way around.







One of my last Vietnamese meals: choose your skewer (15,000 each) and they're grill it fresh for you.






Taiwan Airport. We are NOT in Vietnam anymore Toto. What a different sanitized world this is!

Washington State


I drank water straight from the tap; I flushed the toilet paper; I nearly cried flying over the Olympic mountains their snow peaks visible under the clouds. I breathed the air to the base of my lungs in Puyallup, never have I smelled something so deeply refreshing and alive, piney rain grass soil. 

I am back home (one of them that is), in Washington state.

I barely slept last night thanks to the buzzing of arrivals and endings and gratitude, my circadian rhythms flustered.

But now there was a sunrise and there is a rainbow against Puyallup's gray.


Thursday, March 27, 2014

Coming Home: looking forward to the quotidian



Good Things About Returning To USA:
  • Drinking water from any tap, not always having to be searching for a sealed blue water cooler jug to refill my bottle from. (Bottled water was about 50 cents for 1.5 L, but I dislike using all that plastic and would much rather "refill", and also that adds up because I am always thirsty!)
  • Understanding what people are saying. Being able to ask what's in that banana leaf. Commenting on someone's hairstyle. Asking for directions.
  • Having more than 4 shirts in my wardrobe. 
  • Staying clean for more than 14 hours at a time. (This was true mostly for bicycling days)
  • Killing mosquitoes for sport hunting only, not as malaria protection. 
  • Trusting that toilets in coffee shops will have toilet paper and soap. And even a way to dry one's hands!
  • Fearlessly eating foods and drinking iced drinks knowing they absolutely most likely do not contain amoebas or typhoid.
  • Kale, peanut butter, real cheese, real chocolate.
  • Knowing I pay the same price as everybody else in the shop for a shirt, some fruit, cookies. Also, knowing that the marked price is the price and not dependent on your negotiation skills. 
 That said, I have had a marvelous time exploring and observing and experiencing here. Although this comes with the frustration and challenge of traveling. I am not sad to leave Southeast Asia, though I will be nostalgic about it. I feel like my hunger for bicycling and eating delicious food has not been sated, however, but all good things must come to an end.

Hop on Pop: on boxing a bicycle in Vietnam




My last dinner in Vietnam. I ate snails with lemongrass and garlic. I'd been seeing (and hearing: they are rather chewy) Vietnamese people eating snails all over the country, and decided to join in finally. Snails are very high in Selenium, Vitamin E, and Magnesium. I did a lot of chewing and then decided to focus on the lemongrass and garlic instead.




Tomorrow I fly to Taiwan, then to Seattle. I left Seattle heading east in December, and now I am heading west there. I will have completely circled around the globe.


The task for this last day was to box my bicycle. This was easy on the journey here: I had a local bicycle shop with whom I had a rapport (bike shops usually have used boxes from their new bikes just in), a car to transport said box, and a lovely Mr. Anurag to help me disassemble and convince it into the box.

But in a city as tangled as a hairball, with no Vietnamese language at my command, finding a bicycle shop and then communicating with them about a box seemed insurmountable. And it almost was.

The first shop I found (actually: the first shop I could find again) was big and fancy and they had old boxes--yay!--but they tried to charge me $15 for one! But they did speak some English. I argued and negotiated for some time, but they held stubborn, and I left feeling deflated.

Fine then: find another shop. From the windows of the tour bus the other day I'd jotted down what I hoped were the cross streets of a bike shop. I tooled over there and my notes were correct. But here Mr. Shop and I had no language overlap (save for him able to ask "how old are you" in English, although the conversation stopped there) and I ended up doing a lavish production of charades (including the scenes Big Box, Flapping Airplane, and My Bicycle Pedaling) to try and communicate what I wanted. After plenty of bemused eyebrows, I gathered he didn't have old boxes.

One last hope. In the foggy stalagmites of my brain I remembered passing a bicycle shop on a long walk with Lady Elise when we'd just arrived. If only I could remember where this could possibly have been. Straining my hippocampus, doing memory push-ups: nothing. I walked then, just to clear my head. And then, only then! after some space, did the memory return. A divided street, somewhere west of town, on our way to the museum. A long ways away. But it was worth a try. So I hopped on my bicycle and pedaled off.

So satisfying to find it. What might it hold, however?

They had boxes! But no English, so Mr. Technology brought out his phone with a little translator app, after I'd given the second performance of my Bicycle Box Theatre. Oh, the hilarity of communication. He tapped in something in Vietnamese and handed the phone to me: "Have You No Bicycle Box His Country?" it read. Hm.

Be that as it may. Finally they sold me a box (and their roll of packing tape) for a wopping 20,000 dong (which is just about a dollar) and I happily had my box. Now to transport it back to my hotel so I could set about with my tools to fit my bike in it. Once Mr. Bike realized I was taking this big box with me he gave me the look of well where are you going with this and your bicycle now?

But this is a country of impossible loads: wide baskets of pineapple, two people on a motorbike with a huge painting between them, a man with a potted palm behind his seat. So for Mr. Bike to take my single bungi cord (thanks Daddy!), loop it around the box, and fix it to my rack this was not out of the ordinary. Now I had a tail fan: I was a cardboard peacock.

So I set out bicycling the clogged city streets of Hanoi like this, feeling at first precarious and hilarious, but then placid and accomplished, and finally enjoying being part of the Vietnam scenery. I was at least 5 times wider than usual and had to carefully avoid completely taking anyone out, like those men carrying planks in the movies. Buses, taxis, and 300 motorbikes skirted around me and nobody gave me strange looks.

But let me tell you: when there was the slightest breeze in my face it was like pedaling through glue. Like pushing a hole in the air the size of a box.

Bike Box on Bike to be Boxed. Hop on Pop.




Wide load.




My bicycle has been "boxed", as it were.


 Hehe. This ridiculousness made me very happy.

 [epilogue: bicycle now successfully taken apart, surrounded by packing material of souvenir jackfruit chips and coffee, and enclosed in box using enough tape to feed a family of four for a week. Seattle here we come!]




Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Hanoi Vietnam: capitol city and capital congestion



Hanoi. The capitol city of Vietnam, with as many commerce-packed, motorbike congested streets as you can fold into your mental image. Then contrast this with the royal citadel and wide tree-lined boulevards here as well. Then add gray, low skies and a charming lake.

Hanoi in the north and Ho Chi Minh City in the south: these are the two main cities of Vietnam. But they have very different characters indeed. Ho Chi Minh City seemed more preened, more modern; certainly with much wider streets for all that traffic. Hanoi feels more ancient, as if Ho Chi Minh City skipped an era, moving directly into modern, where Hanoi still has the residual feelings of oldness, of historic meaning.

Especially the Old City of Hanoi (near where the majority of museums and hotels are) with narrow streets, yellow houses (so tall and thin they are House Slices) of graceful architecture, and silk shops, jewelers, ceramics, meat and vegetables and clothing all spilling out into the traffic. I'm amazed I haven't had more than a bruised wrist (striding along, arms akimbo) from a motorbike encounter. The already tight streets are positively clogged with motorbikes weaving and dipping around everything. Walking is swimming in a sea. I am residing amongst this, currently, in a $5 a bed hostel. The streets are not a grid.

They are a plate of noodles.

I think, plan-fully to myself, "oh yes I'll stop back later at that lovely coffee shop at that corner" all wrongly assuming I'll be able to find it again. But the next day it might as well have been erased from the city. I've spent no small amount of time Being Lost here. You can't really orient yourself with any landmark, because you can't see above the narrow streets, and there's no sunshine (there's a patch stitched between the sun and the city during the spring months) for direction. Every house is a shop: even if just offering a small table displaying cigarettes and a few dusty bottles of water.

The first few days in Hanoi the weather was cold (ok, Rochester, this is relative please), gray, at saturation point, and most of the time drizzling rain. We'd been in the sunshine of August and then dumped into the blug of November. Regular, prepared humans can handle this but we'd been priding ourselves on our minuscule amount of baggage. I quickly bought myself a north-face down vest, which helped, but didn't even want to tackle buying shoes for Miss Caucasian Bigfoot here. Thus my sandals were a cold, frothy slurry from walking around in the sloppy puddled streets with drenched bits of rubbish, my feet like whitened prunes. I was so cold and grumpy the first few days I even considered rescheduling my flight home!

But that mood has passed and now I am spending my time contentedly walking the streets of Hanoi (Lady Elise has flown home and I leave this Friday). Together we visited the Museum of Ethnology, appreciating the enormous variety of culture and dress of the minority peoples displayed there. We splurged on a "tour" (neither of us like being at some guide's beck and call, but we've done enough planning of activities ourselves and it's time to sit back) to the famous and impossibly touristy Halong Bay. Legions of looming rock islands jut suddenly out of the ocean waters, looking from afar like a single wall, but as you approach you realize each is its own identity. Gliding along on a tourist boat, I felt like I was in a misty eerie film, amongst all these structures.

Everything that we've eaten in Hanoi has been delightful. Papaya salads with dried sweetened shredded beef, gloried with fresh mint and basil. Mango sticky rice with 4 gallons of coconut milk. Even my scrambled eggs with garlic were delicious. Although I had to convince Mr. Restaurant to add garlic to the eggs. "Not healthy!" he argued, "egg and garlic together not healthy!"  Well, that may be the case for Vietnamese people for some reason, but I love garlic in my eggs, thanks.

Today I walked. I needed to move and take in this abundance of a city, the last of my Vietnam, before heading back to the sanitized and regulated united states. My legs hurt yesterday, from too much sitting on tour buses. I don't understand this: I can bicycle 90 kilometers a day and they feel great, but after being still then they ache? Hm.

Women balancing shoulder pole baskets of pineapple or trash, maneuvering along through the beating of honking motorbikes. People wearing raincoat tarps which encompass themselves and their motorbike. Hawkers blocking my path with baskets of donuts. Young people--the boy's hairstyles exquisitely tended, the girls with bright pink lipstick--sit at tiny outside tables drinking beer and eating sunflower seeds. I call these areas the bird feeders, because the ground is littered with shells. Streets short--so there's more of them!--and changing names unnecessarily at intersections. If Dong Cao would just stay that way, instead of becoming Quan Nguyen, life might be a little easier. Tourists, like white towers at intersections, staring perplexedly at their unfolded maps. I've given up putting my map in my pocket even; I just keep it perpetually out so I can realize I'm going the wrong way already.

The Hoan Kiem Lake is surprisingly serene in the midst of all this. Gentlemen in suits take walking breaks, a woman sits on a bench picking at her toes, a group of old ladies flail around doing aerobics to American '70's music. A pack of soldiers in their dark green formation turn left, right, remove their hats, to barked orders.

I am ready to be away from the endless noise of Vietnam; I'm ready to have safe water available from the faucet. But I am enjoying, for a few last days, the colorful commerce, the beguiling new foods to try, the bliss of walking and musing and simply looking at everything like snow for the first and last time.





Saturday, March 22, 2014

Where were we? A Bus Ride.



A bus ride to Hanoi. We'd thought we were in for a fairly efficient journey: arriving ourselves (plus my bicycle) in Hanoi, for $23, leaving at 7pm and arriving at 5am the next morning. My first sleeper bus experience!

[contemplates keyboard to give the following horrendous, erm I mean fascinating, experience it's true weight in writing]

They stuffed my bicycle into the compartment below the bus and I clambered aboard. The driver handed me a plastic shopping bag for my sandals, which I were to remove before stepping into the bus, which was all set up with foamy mats and two layers of reclined seats. The whole thing seemed rather festive at this point, thanks to the rows of blue and red tube lights lining the windows. Assigned seating: and Lady Elise and I were ferried to the way back, to the way bottom, a claustrophobic little space behind the rear wheels where we definitely couldn't stand upright and where the bounding and swaying of the bus buttocks was the most fierce. Thank the lord of wheels that I don't become car-sick too readily.

The bus was still on-time because it was only half an hour late. This tall huge red creature of night bus had picked us up outside our hotel, and then preceded to honk about the Dong Hoi city picking up the rest of the passengers (all of which were Vietnamese people save for 3 European boys) at various residences. Lady Elise and I settled in under our meager blankets, stealing some from the (thankfully) empty neighboring seats.

The bus men (a number of them, not just the driver, seemed to be manning this operation) lowered the televisions from the roof and the whole bus cabin resounded in a painfully loud, egregiously grunty and violent, weepy and emotional Vietnamese movie. When that was done it was a profane and canned-laughter comedy show. And after that some brightly colored people bickering about the news. Earplugs plus a palm over the ear did little to filter out this noise. At least it drowned out the sound of the woman barfing into a bag the seat in front of me.

Finally, after 10pm, I wove up to the bus drivers and made the international sign for Sleeping and also the international sign for I'm Trying To Plug My Ears Here, People. They turned off the TVs then. Thank you.

At 9pm the bus stopped for a pee break at some large dark building off the dark highway; a bin of identical blue plastic sandals was set outside the door as borrowed shoes so we could walk out to the rest room.

The "rest room" was a long cement slab under a corrugated roof, the floor separated by waist-high dividers, like a number of horse stalls. In each division was a pair of bricks. I didn't want to inhale in there, the stench was so bad. You squatted on the bricks, bearing your bum to the other women in line, and peed straight onto the concrete. Flushing? Toilet paper? Soap? No such dream. Absolutely squalid.

"This is the worst I have ever seen" said Lady Elise appreciatively. And she's traveled all over Africa and lived in Cameroon for 2 years. So it must be bad. But with traveling, I'm learning, one gains a certain adaptability and resourcefulness, which accumulates slowly over a period. Had this been day 1 of my trip I would have wriggled and writhed. But now? No problem. (carry your own soap and TP and don't think too much)

Back on the bus. It crawled, jerkily, painfully slow through what I could only imagine was construction or some major flooding caused by all the rain we've been having. I lay there, grateful that I was aloof enough about the experience to not care whether I fell asleep or not. It is the over-eager grasping at sleep, in a quiet panic "oh I must get rest!", that chases it away. I realized I had slept only when I awoke again.

At the deeply disquieting hour of 4am. The bus had stopped. The world was still. No bumping, no engine noise. Silence. "Oh we must be at a necessary pee-stop" I thought groggily and climbed towards the front of the bus and outside.

I was in a waste land. A waste land of silent, waiting--stretched as far as I could see--trucks and buses. This was eerie, especially at 4am without one's contacts, especially since it was so quiet. Not an engine was running. Why was everyone stopped? Was this a huge traffic jam? A flood? Where were we?

I climbed back aboard and tried not to think about it and slept again until the bus moved at 6am. An hour later the noise pollution of the TVs came back on. But at least we were moving. Although the bus men must have had bladders of steal (or were peeing out the windows, who knows) because they didn't stop to let all of us relieve ourselves until 9am (more cement). That's 12 hours without a break. I was very thirsty but didn't want to drink because I was also very bladdery, and didn't want to risk building a reservoir.

At 11:30am, hours after our planned arrival time (and consuming an entire bag of banana chips), we finally arrived in Hanoi. Which, incidentally, wasn't the center of the city at all, but 20 kilometers outside the main city. (whaaaaa? we weren't told anything about that!) Amazingly, though, in our stranded lost searching about, we encountered a lovely Mr. Englishman, who was sitting out having a coffee. He looked at us, telling us later he had thought, "two fair-haired girls! I shall say hello to them!" He'd been teaching English here and hadn't spoken with an English-speaker for 2 weeks and was eager for proper conversation. We shared hot drinks then, and--blessedly!--he needed a taxi into town as well, so we all split one. We spent the rest of the evening talking about accents, books, and food, and eating salads and sharing wine.

What a day.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

And Hope There's Not An Earthquake






In this photograph: under all that rainforest, is the largest cave in the world. "Phong Ra" it is named, 40 kilometers out of the city of Dong Hoi, and this largest cave in the world was discovered officially in only 2009.

Can you believe that? In Vietnam, here lies the largest cave in the world, only just discovered. (not the longest in the world, mind you, that's in Kentucky, but the "largest.")

I cannot post photographs of this cave, although I did take them, because they shrivel on the screen. The space was absolutely uncapturable. We climbed a slippery wooden staircase down for many flights, opening into this immense cavernous dream. Lights illuminated the stalactites and stalagmites, the limestone shapes bigger than elephants, more intricate than stone carvings, incomparable to anything. The cave curved through structures, as if displayed at a museum, but these were created by the simple drip of water droplets. Just enough acid in that water to break down the limestone, over millions of years, to create the wild furniture in this space.

Maybe a giant child sat here and dribbled sand through her fingers, leaving massive globs and pillars and features. Maybe we were in a cathedral. Maybe we were in Lord of the Rings, maybe on the moon; wandering through internal organs--the spleen, the intestine--of a fantastical creature. Limestone formations like the filaments of mushrooms.

"Awesome" needs to be reserved for sights like these, in its true sense. 

I think my jaw loosened by a number of degrees, it was lowered so much.


My eyes are fat: they have feasted on awesome sights.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Purple Forbidden City



I write from a small, astonishingly-muddy-for-the-dry-season (did we all decide it was National Hose Dust Day?) town about 90 kilometers north of Hue. The hotel (flashing orange neon sign) we found here--the best of the three we checked--is a decidedly unsavory adjustment from the clean fluffy white sheets, personal balcony, and spotless floors of our Hue City place. We had a key card in that place--an absolutely remarkable item here.

But tonight:
Cigarette butts in the corner, a plentiful coating of dust (un-inviting to walk around barefoot), cobwebs on all the lighting fixtures, and half-used soaps from whoever came before. It's difficult to be at ease, like one would want after a day of bicycle travel, in a dirty place such as this. I want to retract into myself away from it all, but there is no sanctuary, and this is where we must be. So what do we do?  We burn incense, we decide not to feel entitled, we do yoga on the bed; we anticipate something better to come. This is a reminder that I am so fortunate to have my own clean nesting space waiting for me back in the United States.

This is just one of the many marked contrasts between city and rural Vietnam. Fascinating, always fascinating, to be a traveler.

So sweep those cigarette butts out the door, and allow me to tell you of our splendid, almost magical, times in Hue City.

The city of Hue in the 1800's was the Royal Citadel, the seat for ruling Vietnam. There were emporers and guards and towers and moats and carved dragons and all that fantastical stuff. The citadel is a UNESCO protected site and we went this morning to explore. "Purple Forbidden City," a bit of it was labeled on the map. How could one not be compelled to explore a purple forbidden city?

Nobody was there--magically--inside the moat and those amazing stone walls. I padded off, as if I were exploring the secret garden. Old buildings, gaudy playful colors graced with the Now of growing weeds; stone ruins I find so compelling. Huge yellow and red structures carved with intricate dragons. Bonsai trees, anciently ornate. And all of this in serenity. I felt that same sort of quiet awe as I do when padding about Linwood Gardens in NY state. It was beautiful.

In addition to the citadel in Hue, the area is cemetery and tomb central. I should note that in Cambodia and Thailand we saw not a single cemetary, so in Vietnam we found their presence notable. Especially since many of the tombs are shaped like giant lotuses, or have pink ornaments on their stone carved features, or are just simply humungous. We saw huts smaller than some of these tombs in Cambodia.

Lady Elise and I have ridden through a number of graveyards now, pedaling along slowly, weaving along the red dirt roads. The tombs themselves are carefully tended, but all jurisdiction around the tombs is weeds and a frenzy of green growing life. This lends the whole place a magical, very distinctive energy. I felt like I was in a dream landscape; decidedly "the other".

Later today, far even from the city, as we gratefully pedaled smooth, paved, traffic-less, country roads (oh! what a divine combination!) there were still tombs, but this time set about in rice paddies. Rice paddies stretching as far as the eye can reach, like the corn in Iowa. And in all that rice: stone tombs sprinkled about. Like riding through a giant chess board, the rice paddies the squares and the tombs the distinctively chiseled pieces rising above.

Sometimes riding in this land I feel like I could be in a dream.

Lump in the bed




The other night, getting into a hotel bed, I wondered what the lump was. Digging under the fitted sheet I found a clean, new-looking pair of pink undies. With little ducks stitched on the front. Oooops, looks like someone's something got lost in the washing. But for me: a lovely bicycle chain cleaning rag!

I'd strapped them on the back of my bike rack, ready for use. And this hilarious exchange ensued.
Lady Elise: "Can I use your underwear to clean my chain?"
Me: "Sure! Take them off."
[off the rack]

mwahahaha

While waiting for her to clean the chain, I wandered next door and found an art gallery (this was in the city of Hue, a city fine enough to support art galleries). With the intent to browse just a few minutes I stepped inside. And therein, as if it were waiting in a beam projected from heaven, was A Piano.

I've not seen or touched a piano in months. And just the previous night I'd been waxing wistful how my soul is at its biggest when playing the piano.

I approached, almost a little teary, and saw there was a stack of music on the case. Some of the titles of the pieces were in Chinese characters, but I recognized a lyrical song my Dad listens to in the garage ("Secret Garden"). From 1945 Lake Rd to Hue Vietnam.

Then Mrs. Art Gallery saw me standing there and asked, "Do you speak Piano?"

Yes, I do speak piano. 

And she motioned me to play and so I sat down and sight-read some pieces, Chinese characters or no. Oh so delicious to play again, even just for a touch. Communication here in Vietnam is sometimes deeply frustrating, but that's the beautiful thing about speaking piano: it can transcend all that mess.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Armpit Whitening Cream



The past few days we've been taking rest in the middle of the day: lounging around fatly after a big vat of Pho, stretching in hammocks with ice coffee, fiddling on the internet in filthy internet cafes (junk food eating, chain-smoking boys = disgusting mess). The middle of the day is hot: the sort of hot where the thought of motoring one's body around becomes an insurmountable event. Who knew that even one's knees could sweat so much?

So this "siesta" means that we're also riding in the early evenings to finish our day, which means that we join the flocks of Vietnamese school children on their bicycles, leaving school at 5pm. The roads are a river of children and bicycles, girls riding 3 abreast and gossiping tranquilly as trucks honk roaring past. Boys balancing two to a bicycle, one sitting on the rack with legs a-splay. We cruise past them on their ricketing cruiser types, to their giggles and laughter, waves and little peace signs, and unending hellos. We must be hilarious to them, with our oddly shaped bicycles, our bags hooked to them, our funny brown arms.

Americans would comment on our "nice tans!" but the Vietnamese point to our arms and tut-tut. There are no Vietnamese women who would let any part of their skin willingly see the sunlight. Preserving white skin is absolutely paramount here, with "Whitening Shower Cream" and "Armpit Whitening Cream" taking up shelf after shelf at the markets. The women wear at least two layers of sleeves--often a wool or down coat--and a hat, and most often a face mask. In this heat! Coats! Lady Elise and I cannot comprehend how they aren't all combusting. But the other day it was cloudy and rainy (the first day thus far we've had to scurry for an overhang thanks to the rain) and only then did the women have forearms and lower legs. Limbs! Wow.

Not only school children do we pass, but so many things roadside are interesting and compelling. Rice spread out like big golden sand right there on the road shoulder to dry in the heat. We also see drying bundles of colored straw bright purple and green, and then later the intricately woven mats they were for.

Bicycling along, regional themes seem quite prevalent. For instance, recently we've been going through Bonsai District. Gorgeous little miniature trees, displayed beautifully in tremendous pots, some flowering, some with aerial roots stretching like twine to the soil. I hadn't seen any trees like this in Saigon, and now suddenly here they all are. Likewise, recently I think we're beginning to leave the Bonsai district, now heading into Personal Gardens Land, where tidy rows of baby lettuces and beans crouch in people's front yards. All this is very charming and inviting to be bicycling through.

When I'm not admiring people's bonsais or gardens, I'm involuntarily reading the Vietnamese on the road signs. Vietnamese written language is the Roman alphabet, but with letters wearing berets, bowlers, and little shoes. Unlike the Cambodian and Thai scripts which are variations of some sort of Sanskrit thing--and easy to ignore because to me they were hieroglyphics and totally unrecognizable--I end up trying to READ all the Vietnamese writing, because this is what you do whether you want to or not, as a Roman Alphabet comprehending being. But this does me no good. Trung Dung Ngyuen Xue Dong Ding, goes my brain, Phac Phuc Do Nham Da.    Good to know.

Currently we are no longer in the land of $4.30 hotel rooms with used ashtrays, someone's old toothbrush, and dust-heavy cobwebs, the little-red-chairs and dungey restaurants with only pork and rice. We are now in Hue, a coiffed and intellectual city which was once the imperial capitol of Vietnam. The Perfume River runs through the city, with eye-feasting architecture about the streets and perky looking college students striding about.

I ate a cream puff here today.  That should just about encapsulate it. 

But we did not bicycle here. We rode a train from Quang Ngai, because we have little time left for this trip and must choose carefully how we want to enjoy ourselves. The train ride was a refreshing change from bicycling in the heat: it felt almost transcendent to travel so quickly, to move between places effortlessly, leaving a little more energy for contemplation; especially transcendent considering the tracks clung to the side of mountains crawling shouting heaving with greenery hanging over the ocean. On the train we had a sleeper car, stacked tightly with 6 bunks, all to ourselves. Just an afternoon trip, but I still began the nesting process and snuggled into the golden plush blanket and pillow. The train was an old Russian style thing, clacking measuredly along.

In Hue, we stepped off the train into Seattle in May, ie cold and drizzly. But highly refreshing after a clothes-stickingly hot past few weeks bicycling.






Mountains, Rice, and Purple: Recent Photographs











One of the ever-present Bahn My sandwhich stalls. In our small towns, when there seems to be nothing to eat, there is always Bahn My. A crispy French baquette, dribbled with soy sauce, sprinkled with cilantro, shredded carrot and cucumber, and then fried egg or that unnerving pork patte stuff.  Delicious.









One of our recent riding views. If there is a quota on using "ooohs" then I have nearly filled it, riding the coast of Vietnam.









A typically unfortunate bathroom, which are always available and free at the gas stations here. As in Thailand and Cambodia, don't flush the toilet paper.  Put in bucket.  The "garden hose" serves double duty as Butt Sprayer and Flusher.









Pedaling down a back road, off the Highway 1, quiet peace from trucks and views into small farming life. Down roads like these, I feel like we might be the only foreigners who have come down here....at least for a very long time.










Roadside drying racks: some sort of large rice paper things.









The local Merlot-Cabarnet and I wear matching raincoats. The city of Hue: fine enough to buy wine but situated such that cold air becomes trapped by the mountains here, making it chilly enough that a coat is necessary.









Strolling through the deliciously rubbish-less and tranquil riverside park in the city of Hue. City parks are wonderful things: greenery and peace in the center of concentrated humanity and commerce.








This here is very Vietnam.








Must have those requisite photos of flowers. 

Friday, March 14, 2014

Bits



Two weeks left.

Today I ate almost an entire papaya.

We ride a train tomorrow to get a bit farther north.

Accumulated a fellow Mr. Portugal bicycling traveling man. How nice to speak English, about bicycling, with someone!

I have eaten more white rice in the past 2 months than I've consumed in my entire life. This is not hyperbole.



Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Butt poking and other stories



We woke this morning, just at dawn, in the town of Chi Thanh and a characteristic bicycling day commenced. Pack clothes left out to dry, stretch out kinks, load up on drinking water from someone's clean jug, and pedal out for breakfast. It's 6am but most of Vietnam is awake: trucks honking through town, women setting up chicken behind breakfast stalls, men smoking and consuming coffee sitting in ever-present Little Red Chairs. Even before leaving town we stop for breakfast; a stall displaying slices of egg and rice noodles. A loudspeaker broadcasts a mix of talking and "rousing" country pride music at the street corner nearby. I find that the smaller towns have this broadcast system: I suppose to spread news or some such to everybody.

I'm standing there, peering at the display of rice noodles, and feel a sharp poke in my butt. Looked up in surprise and there is a gray-haired little woman grinning all cheeky at me. We both laugh; I must say, these bike shorts sport humongous padding and I'd too want to poke any butt inside them.

Bike shorts or no, however, both Lady Elise (aka "Buddy Lissy") and I have noticed the Vietnamese to be unfettered in their grabbing and touching. Last night a Mrs. Soup latched onto my arm to lug me over to her pot, and I've had my short hair picked at while bending over my bicycle. Lady Elise has been led by the wrist to fruit displays, and my watch was plucked and examined today. We are no doubt very curious creatures, and the Vietnamese seem to have a much different sense of personal space than do Americans.

We continue riding on Highway 1. Forgive me for writing the following: mist-shrouded mountains, teal blue ocean waters, untouched sandy beaches, craggy mountain outcrops. Writing these things I feel trite and like all those novels describing "beautiful scenery". But it is true! This is stunningly marvelous to ride through. I get chills sometimes, even through the merciless and vigorous sweating.

And it is hilly. Compared with some of the grades we climbed in Thailand (thoughtlessly steep buggers)--and Cambodia was flat--the hills here are thoughtfully no more than 10%. But lugging five water bottles and a hand of bananas (this is me at Maximum Capacity) up any sort of hill, especially in the heat, is no easy matter. Standing and pumping and reaching and sweating....  Today a loaded truck climbed next to me; it's gears growled it slowly and steadily up the hill. So close to me....I've always wanted......hm!....why not...

So I maneuvered just a little closer, carefully balancing, and reached and grabbed one of the tie ropes. Ta-da! A nice tow up that long hot hill.





Tuesday, March 11, 2014

"VERY NICE": photos along Vietnam's coast





The coastal city of Nha Trang: we had a rest period here. I ate of yogurts and drank of an orchid-garnished cocktail, played Tossed At Sea in the beautiful ocean, and slept in until 6:30am! Lovely, all around.








Leaving the city of Nha Trang (all choked with motor bikes and buses it was), this is the traffic we encountered. What a contrast!









Riding in the mountain pass of Co Ma. See the gray! We were essentially in the clouds!  Stopped to"ask" for some directions--ie, pointing at our map and grunting.  People love to show us their babies, even though we are thoroughly perplexing to said babies.







A very classic morning view: rice gloriously green, mountains through the distant haze, palm trees.








Very small fishing village north of Nha Trang. The playful painted fishing boats make me happy.








We stayed in a small village near the shore. "Very Nice", hm?  (this is the guest house featured in the video) The room cost us 100,000 dong, which is $4.30! The room came with toilet paper, air conditioning, only a few mosquitoes, and was decently clean.









Kissing smooth pavement after finishing a dastardly, decidedly too long, stretch of gravel. Bicycling on gravel and road construction: where you see your life of near future spread out before you, in dreadful unending continuation. Jittering and wallowing along, jolted by grumpy stones. This is an exhausting way to pick along on a road bicycle. I shall stop taking pavement for granted!

A video!

(not sure if this will work but...)  A little tour of our hotel room, from Very Small Village, Vietnam coast.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Up Vietnam's Highway 1



[A few statistics: this is my 70th post! And, allegedly, there's been 5,226 page views in total. But many of those may be alien robots, so that count may be a bit enlarged]

Greetings from Nha Trang, the biggest, most touristy city we've been in since Saigon. A beach town, with an immensely long stretch of sand, dotted with Russians in Bikinis. In Thailand there were the French, in Cambodia the Chinese, and in Vietnam it's the Russians. Oh, tourists!

So here we are, bicycling north up Vietnam's coastal Highway 1. One of the top 10 most scenic highways, according to some reviewers. We'd heard complaints from bicyclers about the traffic on this road, but after Cambodia, riding this is a dream. Also, whenever we can manage to dip off the main highway for a bit onto one of those "little red roads" (anonymous but still on our map) we are all in glee. Stretches of white sand and painted fishing boats on our right, scraggy tall mountains to our left. So much to look at.

Yesterday we rode through church. Down the aisle between two sets of rocky mountains, outcrops all jutty.  To be that small and under your own power, pushing along in the sunshine through such glorious earth features all looming: wow. With bicycling there is such an awareness of movement and progress across the land. Approaching the mountains, riding through the mountains, finally with them falling away behind you.

Another noteworthy part of the day was finding 15,000 dong! This felt like an Easter egg hunt, in a way; we'd stopped along our deserted road--yet still with exquisitely tended medians all flowery bushes--to eat bananas and "see a man about a horse" and there ah-HA! was a little curl of money lying lonesome in the grass. 15,000 sounds so impressive doesn't it?  But really, this is about 75 cents.

Stretching my legs out in a hammock for a coffee break: I'd eaten a sweet potato, 3 cookies, a handful of charming crackers like pinwheels, and jack-fruit chips. Lady Elise offers me more to eat, and following is a characteristic example of me when I'm a little loopy from riding so much:
"No thanks. I'm filling, fulling...erm, becoming full!"




Friday, March 7, 2014

Last of the Hilarious English Signs from Cambodia....





(the end of an era; just collected these off my camera for you)



(Cambodia)
Money laundering?  But, seriously, how businesses co-mingle usually sends me for a bemused laugh. 







(Cambodia, Siem Reap)
A Washington State license plate! Here?! I had to have my touristy photo next to it. Seeing this thing, here in this strange land, gave me almost the same zing as seeing Mt. Rainier. 










(Cambodia, Battambang)
Save the bananas!









(Cambodia, Siem Reap)
We went after dinner, so I guess we did have a Food Massage. 









(Cambodia)
"Yes, I'd like one order of the fruitful: I have a lot to do today."
But not 11., thanks.









(Cambodia)
At least once they spelled it correctly.









(Cambodia)
Good guif Charlie Brown. 








(Cambodia, Siem Reap)
No hilarity here, just celebration. Gin and Tonics for 1 dollar!